This is funny and worth reading However, you need to know a bit ofmalay and have terrible english to understand this. Worse comes toworst, get someone to translate for you.
Beginilah kisahnya….

Tijah budak kampung, tapi bekerja di Kuala Lumpur .
Biasalah bila sudah duduk “town”, mula lupa asal usul. Pakaian seksimaut, bercinta pula dgn lelaki mat saleh. Ke hulu ke hilir menayangboyfriendnya yg bermata biru.
Punyalah eksyen si Tijah, hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelakiInggeris tadi dgn wanita lain yg lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya.

Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam ke empat, Tijahmengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskanperhubungannya dgn lelaki mat saleh tadi yg baru sebulan dikenalinya.
Begini bunyi surat yg ditulis oleh Tijah binti Kulup Kecil, yg berjaya“dicuri” …
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Mike….
I WANT TO CUT CONNECTION US.
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I clap one hand only.Correctly, I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town witheyes myself. You grab hand she.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don’t trust you again! You arereally crocodile land.
My friend speak you play wood three. First-first I think my friend lieme. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I break connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I knowthis result I pick is very correct, because you love she very high from me.
So, I cut this connection to go far from here. I don’t want you toplay-play with my liver.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don’twant banana to fruit two times.

Safe walk..

Tijah

Story ani I got from Syu punya blog , syu yang cantik2,kurus2 inda gamokk, yang maniss ayu hahah, nah kau haha.